hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

(via those-little-shits)

hungarian:

the straight guy said no homo but it was too late. he was already getting fucked in the butt

(via intoxifaded)

nintendoki:

“im not a feminist, but i support equality for women” *puts hand on your shoulder* i regret to inform you that you are indeed a feminist. im sorry. im so sorry

(via bcky)

pixel-diary:

(via strwaberry)

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

(via happiijenny)

oldrockstars:

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

(via oxprettyhatemachinexo)

whatshouldwecallme:

this is actually me like everyday lol

(via neenalouwho)