
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff
(via those-little-shits)
the straight guy said no homo but it was too late. he was already getting fucked in the butt
(via intoxifaded)
“im not a feminist, but i support equality for women” *puts hand on your shoulder* i regret to inform you that you are indeed a feminist. im sorry. im so sorry
(via bcky)
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
(via happiijenny)
school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle
(via oxprettyhatemachinexo)